I finally understand how elderly people get such an terrible reputation for being techno-dolts. I am not elderly, only 32, but somewhere recently know-how left me in it is wake. Perhaps it is because I don't have a job where I need to think in any way. I am fundamentally allowing my brain to slowly atrophy. Or perhaps I am obstinate to try to learn anything new. Anyway, the reasons why don't matter, here are a couple of things that have passed me by:
Video Games:
Ah, the lovely elderly days
I cannot be 100% percent definite, but I think my downfall in video games started when I made the transition from Playstation two to Playstation three. This is around the time that the games became so unbelievably complicated that they began to cease being fun. Back in the Sega Genesis and Playstation one days, there were fundamentally three or four active buttons. My favourite games were the NHL series. I would argue that NHL '95 is still the greatest game ever made. It was simple, hit B to pass, A to shoot and C to hit somebody. That was it. Simple, simple, and awesome. Nowadays, you need to execute a four button combo to accomplish anything. Up, R1, L2, X, and that is probably to take a slapshot. There's spin moves, jukes, and all kinds of other things that need a 140 IQ to keep in mind. Not to mention, you must use the analog control. I despise the analog control. I can never go from pushing up to pushing down smoothly. It is such an awkward move that I always drop the dull controller.
Twitter:
Where is the send button?
The first time I saw a Twitter feed, I felt like I was one time driving through Chinatown. All kinds of symbols and abbreviations. It was total gibberish. Hashtags, @ signs, retweets, its to make your prostate burst. After some studying, I have finally began to get the hang of all the smoke and mirrors. Here is my main issue with Twitter: it is impossible to get followers. No matter how plenty of comic or insightful things you tweet, nobody retweets or follows you. Of coursework I think the main reason for that is nobody actually reads other peoples tweets. Which is understandable, because does somebody care what @EntitledDoucheyTeenager thinks about "So You Think You Can Dance"? "Tweet, look at me, look at me, make me feel important, Tweet Tweet." Yuck.
http://iwritelikea5thgrader.blogspot.com
By Stephen M Hricik
Source:http://ezinearticles.com/?Look---There-Goes-Technology&id=6502428
Video Games:
Ah, the lovely elderly days
I cannot be 100% percent definite, but I think my downfall in video games started when I made the transition from Playstation two to Playstation three. This is around the time that the games became so unbelievably complicated that they began to cease being fun. Back in the Sega Genesis and Playstation one days, there were fundamentally three or four active buttons. My favourite games were the NHL series. I would argue that NHL '95 is still the greatest game ever made. It was simple, hit B to pass, A to shoot and C to hit somebody. That was it. Simple, simple, and awesome. Nowadays, you need to execute a four button combo to accomplish anything. Up, R1, L2, X, and that is probably to take a slapshot. There's spin moves, jukes, and all kinds of other things that need a 140 IQ to keep in mind. Not to mention, you must use the analog control. I despise the analog control. I can never go from pushing up to pushing down smoothly. It is such an awkward move that I always drop the dull controller.
Twitter:
Where is the send button?
The first time I saw a Twitter feed, I felt like I was one time driving through Chinatown. All kinds of symbols and abbreviations. It was total gibberish. Hashtags, @ signs, retweets, its to make your prostate burst. After some studying, I have finally began to get the hang of all the smoke and mirrors. Here is my main issue with Twitter: it is impossible to get followers. No matter how plenty of comic or insightful things you tweet, nobody retweets or follows you. Of coursework I think the main reason for that is nobody actually reads other peoples tweets. Which is understandable, because does somebody care what @EntitledDoucheyTeenager thinks about "So You Think You Can Dance"? "Tweet, look at me, look at me, make me feel important, Tweet Tweet." Yuck.
http://iwritelikea5thgrader.blogspot.com
By Stephen M Hricik
Source:http://ezinearticles.com/?Look---There-Goes-Technology&id=6502428
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